Sugar mummy and boy toy saga

Read a funny report online that a 54 year old Maggie beat up her 26-year-old boy toy after allegedly catching him red handed making love to a girl in her own car in Lusaka, Zambia. What a pirry! the young boy Was Prolly tired of hitting & dinning around wrinkled  walls, so  thought he could switch meal, but unfortunately for his fucky ass,  his owner caught  him, and from the way she focused on vandalizing his mouth, she probably caught him using it for P. juice extraction. -end time people! 

According to reports, the angered old lady took  laws into her hands and beat this young man like a little child, punishing him for messing with her heart. She probably told him to kneel down, raise his hands and close his eyes or to pick pin. (Those of us who had wicked seniors in high school can relate) or she might have asked him to use his lips to carry bricks because from what we see, those lips can no longer make heaven.  

I sincerely didn’t know this kind of things happened outside the shores of Abuja,Nigeria. Though I haven’t been to Abuja, I heard from reliable sources that it’s a city of sugar mummies, sugar daddies, runs boys and runs girls.  I heard that  96% of young guys who live large in  Abuja are boy toys,  99% of girls who live large there are runs girls, 100% of men with potbelly in Abuja are sugar daddies while 96% of  widows have boy toys. True or false? 

On a more serious note, it’s really weird how people go extreme to make money and what people engage in for satisfaction. A young guy got his face disfigured by his sugar mummy and I bet this guy is one of those  who tell their biological mother’s,‘Yo Momma! You can’t go hitting me. I am a man now and I have a pubic full of hair’!  But, just negodu how another woman broke his lips without pity and all he could do was take a selfie to show us. 

I found this disturbing and it pushed me to  ask my mother how common it was having a sugar mummy  in her time. She responded by saying ‘aru’ which means abomination  in my native dialect. 
 I think she should tell that to these young men of 2day. Oops!!! bad idea. Having a sugar mummy is like a normal thing to them. A fast way of getting out insolvency and having sexual satisfaction  at the same time. It’s  like having a white collar job to them.  I find this act  very erratic  and  denial of the sovereignty of God. One shouldn’t paint bad for good or vice versa. What is bad is bad , and what is good is good. 
Also, to you ladies piling  potbelly sugar daddies. I hope you know that pot belly will burst one day. The pot belly you caress while groaning ‘Alhaji Alhaji‘ is nothing but a balloon in the eyes of God and pls don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about because from my research on ladies and gentlemen  with  sugar daddies and sugar mummies, it shows young ladies are on the lead .With my hypothesis, using Chi square shows that.
This post was originally sent in by NDUBUISI. I just had to modify to show you people what I’m having for brunch πŸ‘‡

Incase you don’t know, it’s called burger!. It’s the first burger I’m having this year and I would appreciate if  you don’t come here to remind me its agege bread and Akara. Just allow me fantasize in peace. I told my Sis I was hungry for burger this morning, she went out and she came back home with that. I don’t even know how she became my Sis in the first place. She is dark and I’m light skinned. Please if you are looking for your dark skinned sister, come and place your order!  Delivery is free! 

24 Replies to “Sugar mummy and boy toy saga”

  1. Hehehe… that’s some blue and black disfiguration. And please save that burger for me cos I am truly interested… I have gotten elderly people as dates before, but they actually took good care of me, I had began to believe marrying them was the best solution, but that was in the past, right now I look back and laugh πŸ˜‚, but I never got such a beating ever πŸ˜‚. Nice work dear. I wan marry young person, so we can grow together…

    1. Haha… Young guys are always swayed by older women…. Chai
      No wonder lots of young gals are single in 2018… The older women have taken all the young guys…
      Only oluwa can help us + my burger already in my large intestine… Do you still want?

  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    That lips can make heaven my dear!

    I wish that were to be my toy😏, the kind of panel beating he will recieveπŸ™„ even his ghost’s ghost wont smell heaven from 1M kilometresπŸ€₯.

    Meanwhile, that is not Burger!
    It is AKARA (Aky for short) and Agege Bread! Plix.

    If you want Burger, Meet Ichie OluwaBuhari (Bubu for short)πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

    1. Lmaoo @ aky for short.
      You are not even nice.. We are tlking of how his lips are in hell and you mean to say he didn’t get enough punishment?
      How can you be on earth while your lips are in hell and you think he’s not had enough? Lol

  3. I cannot lecture anyone, but I would definitely try to “gently dissuade” people my son’s age or younger, from eating in seasoned restaurants. At the age of 22-23, I ran, not walked, from silver foxes wanting to tap my sugar. Now, I am way past the age of sugar parent, and advise any young person to not put easy money at the apex of their pyramid. As you say, the balloon shall burst.

    1. Don’t you think the hardship of this country is responsible for youths of our time chasing easy money?Even take extreme measures to get wealth.

      1. I feel with or without hardship.. Some ppl just love the easy life. Even if the government provides jobs, some ppl will still choose to hawk their bodies. It’s life

  4. It’s a disturbing trend all over the world, the older want the younger and vice versa. People will have different views about dating older men/women. But if they are single and unmarried then I don’t have a problem with that but unfortunately, a lot of them aren’t.

    1. Most young men I know have had older women in their lives. Some love the idea of dating older people because they feel d level of an older person’s maturity is top-notch..and there is always more understanding with an older person than a younger one. Maybe it’s not a problem being In a relationship with an older person. It is only a problem when you get paid for services.

      1. Some things might be permissible, but not all things are beneficial. Do not be enslaved by anything and brought under its power, allowing it to control you.

  5. What is this one saying?

    Me, I’m Actively looking for a Sugar Mummy.

    Tell your mum that her time has passed. After all, in their time, men were allowed to marry as many wives as they wished, not so these days.

  6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚…easy please.
    You are not from this part of the world and so, you won’t necessarily understand some of the parlance used here. If you don’t, others do as you can see in the comment section. I am not writing to meet up-to your standard no! I write cos it’s what I want to do. You really do have tym to go around criticising ppl.
    Anyways, I don’t know you but welcome to my blog and next time you wona lecture, be polite!
    I understand…a lot of frustrated people can act like this. Sending you love❀❀

  7. my dear since I got to this Abuja, the things I have heard…kai..where should I start from
    is it the gay bar they have abi where they do car race with sport cars and abandon it there once they crash it or a guy who owns a big duplex in one fine estate and when you ask what he does for a living, he will say “I am a cashier in access bank”…

    Anyways I want the ‘burger’ too

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