Read a funny report online that a 54 year old Maggie beat up her 26-year-old boy toy after allegedly catching him red handed making love to a girl in her own car in Lusaka, Zambia. What a pirry! the young boy Was Prolly tired of hitting & dinning around wrinkled walls, so thought he could switch meal, but unfortunately for his fucky ass, his owner caught him, and from the way she focused on vandalizing his mouth, she probably caught him using it for P. juice extraction. -end time people!
According to reports, the angered old lady took laws into her hands and beat this young man like a little child, punishing him for messing with her heart. She probably told him to kneel down, raise his hands and close his eyes or to pick pin. (Those of us who had wicked seniors in high school can relate) or she might have asked him to use his lips to carry bricks because from what we see, those lips can no longer make heaven.
I sincerely didn’t know this kind of things happened outside the shores of Abuja,Nigeria. Though I haven’t been to Abuja, I heard from reliable sources that it’s a city of sugar mummies, sugar daddies, runs boys and runs girls. I heard that 96% of young guys who live large in Abuja are boy toys, 99% of girls who live large there are runs girls, 100% of men with potbelly in Abuja are sugar daddies while 96% of widows have boy toys. True or false?
On a more serious note, it’s really weird how people go extreme to make money and what people engage in for satisfaction. A young guy got his face disfigured by his sugar mummy and I bet this guy is one of those who tell their biological mother’s,‘Yo Momma! You can’t go hitting me. I am a man now and I have a pubic full of hair’! But, just negodu how another woman broke his lips without pity and all he could do was take a selfie to show us.
I found this disturbing and it pushed me to ask my mother how common it was having a sugar mummy in her time. She responded by saying ‘aru’ which means abomination in my native dialect.
I think she should tell that to these young men of 2day. Oops!!! bad idea. Having a sugar mummy is like a normal thing to them. A fast way of getting out insolvency and having sexual satisfaction at the same time. It’s like having a white collar job to them. I find this act very erratic and denial of the sovereignty of God. One shouldn’t paint bad for good or vice versa. What is bad is bad , and what is good is good.
Also, to you ladies piling potbelly sugar daddies. I hope you know that pot belly will burst one day. The pot belly you caress while groaning ‘Alhaji Alhaji‘ is nothing but a balloon in the eyes of God and pls don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about because from my research on ladies and gentlemen with sugar daddies and sugar mummies, it shows young ladies are on the lead .With my hypothesis, using Chi square shows that.
This post was originally sent in by NDUBUISI. I just had to modify to show you people what I’m having for brunch 👇
Incase you don’t know, it’s called burger!. It’s the first burger I’m having this year and I would appreciate if you don’t come here to remind me its agege bread and Akara. Just allow me fantasize in peace. I told my Sis I was hungry for burger this morning, she went out and she came back home with that. I don’t even know how she became my Sis in the first place. She is dark and I’m light skinned. Please if you are looking for your dark skinned sister, come and place your order! Delivery is free!