Warning: this post is rated 18!! I didn’t come here to preach, today is not Sunday!
Compliments of the season to my wonderful family on here. How has the season been so far? Mine has been really boring and I’m not denying this is undoubtedly my worst December ever. – I believe the best is yet to come! I will give a recap on how I spent my Christmas in a later post.
Yesterday, I was chatting with a male friend and my amebo antenna was already as swift as 4G when I asked him the reason he never uses his girlfriend as his display picture. I was expecting to get a reasonable response like ‘my prophet said if i put her as my d.p, all her pubic hair will roast in 2days‘ but what I got as a reply was ‘it’s not just my thing’.
Really? oga! It’s not just your thing to use her as your d.p but it’s just your thing to ask her out and also just your thing to tell her to call you ‘big daddy’ when you both are doing the do abi? Ok!
Come to think of it, why do guys make girls call them weird names when they are in cloud 9 Biko? I really don’t understand it. That’s how a girl would use the same mouth she uses to greet her parents to call another man;
- Daddy (after all your father has done for you?).
- King (of which village?).
- Anaconda (is he that long?).
- Biggy Biggy (pls don’t let us in on how he is down there! We don’t Wona know or do we? ).
Look what I found when I googled names men have been called during sex!
As for me, don’t even ask me to call you anything unless you are comfortable with me calling you ‘Amadioha!’.
Anyways, back to the matter! Am i the only one who feels there is no justification for not putting up photos of someone you claim to love and date? What is wrong in showing off the person you claim to have found happiness/satisfaction in?
I am of the belief that if a guy uses you as his display picture on whatever social media platform, it means you are special and he’s wadding the wannabes off that territory. Thereby, indirectly telling the other girls that they are side flings and you, the one on his d.p, is the main chic right? yet I noticed of all the guys on my contact, just 5% of them put up their partner’s photos.
When i asked the reason, majority of them said it was because they wanted a private life. You want a private life yet you are on social media? You want a private life yet you posted photos of you in the aba version of Ebuka’s famous agbada and captioned it ‘man’s not hot’. You say you want a private life yet you posted photos of all the turkey, egufe, Asun and Gizdodo you ate on 25th December and captioned it ‘if God be for me…’ Well just know that I am against you because I don’t see the kind of private you are privatizing.
Others gave the excuse that they were not yet ready to introduce their girls to their families. Really? You mean to say there has to be an introductory ceremony for any person, animal, place or thing you use as your d.p? What would make your family members be interested in harmless photos of a girl who is advertising her 32 set of teeth on your d.p? Are your family members FBI agents? If they are so interested and curious, can’t you just say she is your special sister in the lord until you feel you are ready enough to take her to your family?
That my male friend from yesterday also highlighted that putting up his girl’s pic wasn’t something that could just happen as she would have to earn it. Please what is she earning? Is it salary? or is it American visa? He said he couldn’t put up her pic unless he trusts her, appreciates her, cherishes her and becomes proud of her. Till now I wonder what made him ask her out in the first place. Someone he is yet to love, appreciate and cherish? Ok!
Guys!!!! With all the excuses you may want to give, It’s in my opinion that the commonest reason you are not putting up your partner’s pic up there is because you are cheating! you probably have a colony of side chics on that same social media tool and you don’t have the strength to start explaining who and the reason a strange girl is on your d.p to the rest of your girls.
Secondly, maybe, Just maybe there is an ex somewhere on that same social media tool who you haven’t been bold enough to tell you have moved on and already dating someone else. You are trying not to rub it in her face so she doesn’t call you a heartless son of a bitch right?
Lastly, you don’t just love your partner well enough and maybe not too proud of her for the show offs. I mean which man will be dating Nicki Minaj and say he doesn’t want her on his d.p?
P. S: if you ever dream to date or marry me and you don’t know I’m team #usemypicasyourd.p, then my brother wake up from your sleep and go drink some garri. You are just hungry!
Well it’s just my opinion though. Tell me what you think in the comment section. Is it love when he doesn’t put up your photos?… guys, why don’t you?
Happy New Year in advance fam!! ❤❤❤❤